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Palin eyes Miss Anti-America pageant crown
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evening, I'm Humor Gazette news anchorman Reid Page and this
is the 13 O'Clock News.
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Tonight -- political beauty queen Sarah Palin: Friend or
foe?
Sunday was Palin's last day as governor of Alaska, and now
that the godless, East Coast liberal media has forced her
to hand over her crown to the first runner-up, the former
Miss Wasilla is aiming to become the first woman ever to claim
a repeat title as Miss Communication.
 Palin's
natural flair for political pageantry endeared her to millions
after John McCain crowned her Miss GOP Running Mate 2008,
and the former Miss Alaska second runner-up strutted across
that Bridge From Nowhere and wowed 'em with her lipstick on
a pitbull hockey mom acceptance speech.
Critics dissed her as a dizzy diva, unqualified to run the
country. But the popular Palin picked up several more titles
out on the campaign trail, where she was crowned Miss Adventure,
Miss Quotation and Miss Informed.
After the election, the glamorous governor continued to tout
herself for the title of Miss Understood. However, sources
say she missed the national spotlight in Alaska, where her
hopes for fresh pageant glory seemed limited despite repeated
nominations for Miss Behavior and Miss Conduct.
The moment she announced her resignation, the foxy newsmaker
was widely hailed as Miss Leader. And now that she's quit,
most pundits consider her a sexy, high-heeled shoo-in for
Miss Calculation.
She can write those memoirs, keep posting bitter Tweet nothings
on Twitter, and - if she plays her maverick cards right and
gets more people to hate the socialist president -- many believe
that by 2012 she could earn the ultimate title … Miss
Anti-America.
Posted on July 29, 2009 10:26 PM
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